Happy Birthday }JG{
Author: TheLove
Date: 20.04.12 13:29h
 
 aua.gif }JG{ Is now 3 years old  king.gif 
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JG IS DEAD
Author: TheLove
Date: 01.04.12 12:28h
 

Since 2009 we're fighting to be the best, and we've reached that level to make other clans screams when see a geko in the fields, unfortunately some of geko's moved to another games due to 'lazy developer & mappers' and delays 'new release' the developer of the game 'Eihrul' tried to bribe me 'TheLove' to make the best clan in his game stay playing by naming the new release 'Gekos Edition' and offered a new player model 'geko-in-space' and sure i reject, We Are Legend, and as arabic quote says "if you reach the top make your fingerprint and leave"

 

and we're leaving to 'LOL' and closing the legendary clan }JG{ it was good time with you guys

specially the war between JG and faG's (we don't call it war since we always pwn their dirty asses) but yeah you can find some of JG members on LoL at West Europe server, 0815 is one of the best players there also, ulului and fraggsta follow him, Sarga was high while register new account and he is playing at Indian server, Alone.

 

that's all, don't cry. 

 

SADLY ITS APRIL FOOL WE'RE STILL OPENING ASSESS 

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JG SERVER IS BACK
Author: TheLove
Date: 23.03.12 16:54h
 

we've launched 2 new servers

 

}JG{ Clanwars ( /connect q8edit.com / default port

 

and

 

}JG{ Duels ( /connect q8edit.com / port 55555 / open master for everyone

 

enjoy! 

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SWL IS BACK
Author: TheLove
Date: 22.03.12 10:58h
 
related links:
» SWL Website

After long downtime, our favorite league is back again

 

Unfortunately you need to register again due data loss

 

and JG already hold Capture & CTF Title, and Regen Capture has replaced with Effic Hold, also check SWL Ladder & sign up

 

enjoy and thanks to Achille & Markku for their hard work to bring it back again.  

http://swl-cube2.org/

 

p.s.: and thanks to sarga for the awesome SWL logo! (

 p.p.s: sarga thanked himself 

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JG'S FIRST BARMIZWA!!!
Author: Sargatanas
Date: 20.03.12 21:19h
 

The doors are closing for a long time now. So we do not accept any applications etc. anymore, but....

 

I have to annouce that JG has a NEW MEMBER!!!! 

 

In a land, far far away, there was a little jew. Bugislav Goldstein.

He was oppressed by a powerful man. A man, powerful enough, to be praised as a god by his dumb folk. We are gonna call this "god" just THE EMPEROR.

But there was a young guy. A young jewish guy, who avoided execution by telling everyone he's a russian, who just lost his way during a vodka party and ended up in a different continental area. (That must have been a fucking awesome party btw.)

 

Anyways. During a imperial party Bugislav got very drunk and told everyone that he's a jew man from outa space, from the planet Maseltof and not a drunken russian. Shocked by the news the emperor demanded Bugis head on a Pizza. Terrified by the kings order, Bugi started running away. And kept running and running and running, until he reached the borders to Mexico. 

 

In Mexico he went into strip bar named "Titty Twister". After drinkin some tequillas, he met a man. His name was Sargatanas Morales Sanchez Dela Cruz. All of the sudden a special show began. A very hot latina girl started dancing on their table, with a big big anacoda. And no, that's not another word for penis. But the hot fucking latina turned into a vampire and the whole strip club too. SO, there was no other chance. They had to fight. Fight for their lives. After the big vampire massacre, Sarga was glad that he did it through this hot hell and asked Bugislav if he wants to join his clan. Bugislav agreed.

 

Plus, since we have a jew now camouflaged as a russian, JG is gettin a lot of money. So, for each CW we win, we'll get 40 € from Bugislav Barmizwa money. 

 

SO KICK THEIR FUCKIN ASSES!!!

 

Oh yeah btw. WELCOME OUR NEWEST JEWISH GEKO!!!!! BUG!!!!!!! 

 

Yours, Sargatanas.  

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