The doors are closing for a long time now. So we do not accept any applications etc. anymore, but.... I have to annouce that JG has a NEW MEMBER!!!! In a land, far far away, there was a little jew. Bugislav Goldstein. He was oppressed by a powerful man. A man, powerful enough, to be praised as a god by his dumb folk. We are gonna call this "god" just THE EMPEROR. But there was a young guy. A young jewish guy, who avoided execution by telling everyone he's a russian, who just lost his way during a vodka party and ended up in a different continental area. (That must have been a fucking awesome party btw.) Anyways. During a imperial party Bugislav got very drunk and told everyone that he's a jew man from outa space, from the planet Maseltof and not a drunken russian. Shocked by the news the emperor demanded Bugis head on a Pizza. Terrified by the kings order, Bugi started running away. And kept running and running and running, until he reached the borders to Mexico. In Mexico he went into strip bar named "Titty Twister". After drinkin some tequillas, he met a man. His name was Sargatanas Morales Sanchez Dela Cruz. All of the sudden a special show began. A very hot latina girl started dancing on their table, with a big big anacoda. And no, that's not another word for penis. But the hot fucking latina turned into a vampire and the whole strip club too. SO, there was no other chance. They had to fight. Fight for their lives. After the big vampire massacre, Sarga was glad that he did it through this hot hell and asked Bugislav if he wants to join his clan. Bugislav agreed. Plus, since we have a jew now camouflaged as a russian, JG is gettin a lot of money. So, for each CW we win, we'll get 40 € from Bugislav Barmizwa money. SO KICK THEIR FUCKIN ASSES!!! Oh yeah btw. WELCOME OUR NEWEST JEWISH GEKO!!!!! BUG!!!!!!! Yours, Sargatanas. |